Explore machine learning techniques for efficient data classification in this 55-minute PHP UK Conference talk. Learn basic approaches to machine-learned classification and witness a real-life PHP application. Discover methods to separate signal from noise, handle large input volumes, and move beyond manual processing or Mechanical Turk. Delve into topics such as unsupervised learning, regression, classification, training, feature extraction, feature vectors, probabilistic correlation, and Bayes' Theorem. Gain insights from a live demo, understand human learning aspects, and explore next steps in applying machine learning to your PHP projects.