Explore the wazero runtime in this engaging conference talk tailored for developers of all programming backgrounds. Discover how wazero can benefit your projects, particularly when working with Go, and learn about its efficient integration with the Go toolchain. Gain insights into the maintainers' efforts to create a fast, efficient runtime while fostering good citizenship within the broader WebAssembly ecosystem. Through a creative narrative, understand the advantages of using wazero as a zero-dependency WebAssembly runtime for Go, addressing common challenges faced when incorporating WebAssembly into Go projects. Delve into the world of cross-platform development, runtime features, and performance optimization while avoiding the pitfalls of CGO dependencies.