Explore a revealing conference talk that delves into the world of vulnerability reporting and cybersecurity breaches. Learn about the experiences of security researchers who have reported vulnerabilities to various companies and alerted over thirty organizations about ongoing hacks. Discover fascinating anecdotes divided into two parts: the first focusing on companies' mishandling of free vulnerability reports, and the second examining access brokers' failures in exploiting their illicit access. Gain insights into the challenges and pitfalls in both corporate security responses and malicious hacking attempts. This 39-minute presentation, delivered by kantorkel, Linus Neumann, and Dominik Oepen, offers a unique perspective on the complexities of modern cybersecurity landscapes.