Explore the intersection of biohacking, transhumanism, and decentralized technology in this thought-provoking conference talk from Code BEAM Europe 2023. Delve into the world of embedded computer chips and virtual assistants as Quinn Wilton presents a unique perspective on personal data ownership and the potential for a more decentralized future. Learn how a nostalgic icon from the 90s, Clippy, has been reimagined as a symbol of individual empowerment in the face of centralized data mining and large-scale machine learning models. Discover the possibilities of anarcho-transhumanist approaches to technology and consider how these ideas might shape our relationship with digital assistants and personal information in the years to come.