Explore the pitfalls of using metrics in decision-making, especially concerning privacy, in this 18-minute conference talk from PEPR '23. Delve into how bad metrics can lead to poor choices in product development and privacy program management. Learn to identify when metrics are steering you in the wrong direction and understand the importance of critical evaluation in data-driven decision-making. Gain insights from Lea Kissner of Lacework on navigating the complexities of metrics in privacy-related contexts and discover strategies to avoid unknowingly making terrible privacy decisions based on misleading data.