Explore the intersection of fantasy role-playing games and cybersecurity in this BSidesLV 2013 conference talk. Delve into the parallels between Dungeons & Dragons, siege warfare, and defense-in-depth strategies in information security. Learn how ancient military tactics and fantasy game mechanics can inform modern cybersecurity practices, offering a unique perspective on protecting digital assets. Gain insights into layered defense strategies, threat modeling, and risk assessment through the lens of fantasy warfare and role-playing scenarios.