Explore the dark side of C# programming in this entertaining conference talk that delves into creative misuse of language features. Discover how to craft seductively attractive yet horrifying code by exploiting Unicode, dynamic typing, date formatting, static methods, regions, expression body members, preprocessor directives, multiline comments and strings, attributes, string interpolation, lambda expressions, implicit conversions, and more. Learn about quirky techniques like capture capture, formattable strings, and unary plus operators while being cautioned against ever using these devious tricks in production. Gain insights into the evolution of C# and its expanding feature set through this whimsical journey into code you should admire but never emulate.