Explore the history and future of microprocessors in this 57-minute conference talk from EuroPython 2023. Delve into the evolution of microprocessor technology, examining how we arrived at the current state and speculating on potential future developments. Gain insights through the presentation of two laws, one equation, and various graphs, while enjoying an unexpected reference to a Star Trek particle beam weapon. Learn about the factors shaping the microprocessor industry and their potential impact on computing technology.