Explore the concept of "Guaranteed Failure Awareness" in cybersecurity through this engaging 51-minute conference talk by Joshua Crumbaugh at SecureWV/Hack3rCon 2018. Delve into the "Greatest Cyber Insanity" as Crumbaugh shares true stories and insights on common pitfalls in cybersecurity practices. Examine issues such as poor user engagement, inadequate risk assessment, infrequent training, and generic content approaches. Learn about the importance of just-in-time user awareness training, emotional anchoring, and improved human virus definitions. Gain valuable closing thoughts on enhancing cybersecurity strategies and avoiding guaranteed failures in organizational security postures.