Explore the geopolitical implications of port scanning North Korea in this intriguing conference talk. Delve into the challenges and surprising findings of a project that began in late August, encountering clearnet issues along the way. Discover common results, unexpected presence of Macs, Windows, and iPhones, and the prevalence of Cisco gear in the Hermit Kingdom's network infrastructure. Examine how administrative patterns and international tensions, including nuclear tests, affected scan results. Investigate possible connections to the Jaku botnet and cyberattacks on South Korea. Learn how NMAP and Masscan tools were instrumental in this unique exploration of North Korea's digital landscape, and consider the potential next steps for further research.