Explore the world of virtual appliance security in this 51-minute conference talk from Derbycon 2015. Delve into the intricacies of hacking virtual appliances, covering topics such as command injection, filesystem analysis, undocumented accounts, and silent patches. Learn about format string bugs, SUID binaries, and bootloader access vulnerabilities. Gain insights into vendor communication, disclosure timelines, and recommendations for improving security. Discover defensive strategies and contemplate esoteric thoughts on the evolving landscape of virtual appliance vulnerabilities.