Explore the intriguing parallels between Dungeons & Dragons and information security in this 27-minute conference talk. Delve into how various D&D concepts like races, classes, alignments, and dungeon mastering relate to InfoSec roles and challenges. Learn to view networks as dungeons, navigate obstacles, identify traps, and confront "creatures" in the digital realm. Discover how storytelling, leadership, problem-solving, and adaptability skills from D&D translate to effective InfoSec practices. Gain unique insights into the realities of computer security and the importance of creative thinking in tackling cybersecurity challenges.