Discover the humorous and satirical approach to achieving software quality perfection in this 23-minute Devoxx conference talk. Explore the potential of data and metrics to answer the age-old programmer's question of creating bug-free programs. Learn about common misconceptions, the definition of quality, and the structure of typical engineering organizations. Gain insights from Android experts Chet Haase and Romain Guy as they humorously tackle topics such as the Equivalence Theorem, QA processes, and the true meaning of software quality. Enjoy a lighthearted yet informative presentation that challenges conventional wisdom in software development.